Mantra One: Kidnapped?

[sarcasm_andbooks]

[Action For Housemates: Raven wakes up and discovers she's not in her own room anymore. Jumping up, she tries to calm herself down before...before.....

Her powers.....

Aren't there.....in fact she even looks different. Short black hair, less grey skin. Her chakra's gone as well as her normal clothes. She looks around the room and the slowly makes her way around the house. As she hunts around a table she knocks a phone over. You can hear a dry voice...]

Well either Mad Mod got tired of the British look or this is something new.....

[At that she notices the phone and picks it up.]

Hello? Robin, Beastboy, Starfire, Cyborg?....is anyone there? 

[A. There is a girl in a blue jacket, with the hood pulled up, looking around the town. It's quite clear she's new here. She has that, oh dear lord where am I, walk going on. Though her's is more tense, as though she's waiting for something to attack her.

B. In the park. Well a girl is trying to do something? She's chanting and pointing at a park bench...]

Azarath Metrion Zinthos! ....why isn't this working...

[C. The library. Okay, libraries she can deal with....Well she thought she could....Growing more and more frustrated as she flips through yet another romance book.]

Isn't there anything here that isn't a love story?

Comments

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

No. I'm not actually a titan. I just showed up to help fight, once.

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

When was that?

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

A little over a year ago.

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't remember that. Maybe she means Titans East though....]

Alright....

I'm Raven. Can you tell me anything about this place?

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

It's evil.

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

Evil.

.....anything else?

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

Don't drink the milk.

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

Why.

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

Razor blades, spiders and arsenic.


Oh, and sometimes people are lactose intolerant.

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

Do you go to school here too?

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You have to show up at least every three days or you get droned. Mr Nigma's class sucks, but everything else isn't too bad. A lot of the other teachers will let you get away with slacking off, unless they're drones.

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with his classes?

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

He eats socks.


And is a supervillain.

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

A supervillain?

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You know, The Riddler? Messes up Gotham? Tells bad jokes?

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

That's more Robin's area.

.....and he's a teacher here?

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

I haven't gotten to the best part yet.


He teaches Ethics. This place has a supervillain teaching ethics!

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

......

Let me guess. We're learning about about how stealing is just a part of life and that hero's are the cause of all evil in the world.

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

Uh. Pretty close, yeah.

[sarcasmandbooks.livejournal.com]

Great.

Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a good mark in that class.